Day 25: Spelling

I have been getting a lot of crap about spelling moustache the way i do.  Well here is some information via the keeper of the laguage, the Oxford English Dictionary. 

 In old moustache (see sense 5) after French vieille moustache, lit. ‘old moustache’ (1817 or earlier; cf. moustache soldier (1745)).
  With sense 4 and moustache monkey (see sense Compounds), cf. MOUSTAC n., moustached monkey n. at MOUSTACHED adj. Special uses.
  In present British use the unaltered French spelling moustache is almost universal, but the earlier British dictionaries (Johnson, Walker, Smart) and most American dictionaries prefer the semi-Anglicized form mustache, which predominates in American usage; exceptionally the third edition of Webster (1961) gives moustache as the principal headword spelling, but later editions of Webster’s New Collegiate Dict. (from the 8th ed., 1973) give mustache. With regard to the pronunciation, N.E.D. (1908) s.v. states that British usage was divided between (u) //; and () //; in the first syllable; and that in the United States () // appeared to be general. In 19th-cent. sources the quantity of the vowel in the second syllable varies, but stress is regularly marked as falling on the second syllable.] 

Day 23 Moustache Envy Part 2

Let me introduce you to Camilo.  I am not sure if the moustacheathon is his idea, mine, or the idea of Brian Bridges.  However, Camilo is the leader of our merry bunch in that he took the lead.  He got us organized.  Made a pledge sheet for us to use in order to raise the money.  He lit a fire under me to get me to agree to do this stupid thing in the first place.  He sends out encouraging e-mails to the lot of us to get us through this trying time.

He also leads by example.  He has one of the best moustaches of the bunch/  Part Stalin par Borat.  I am pretty sure his moustache is planning a very violent takeover of the Cambridge .  Look at the pic below of the two of us from a couple days ago to just see the difference.  I keep telling myself that Camilo had a head start (which he did), but I don’t think my moustache could ever be as evil as his.
You be the judge.

Day 22: Finally Moustache pics

We are in the home stretch and so I am taking a break from my all-work weekend to upload some moustache pics.

Click on the pics for bigger pics.

First day of moustache

Day 18

Today

Day 20: If a tree falls in the woods . . .

If a moustache is present in the office and no one else is around is it still mockable?

i promise to put a bunch of pics up soon.

Day 17

In response to constant criticism on the part of certain co-workers, I finally went down to a pure moustache.

And I pretty much hate it. I realized again why this moustche-athon has raised so much money (almost $900 in donations and pledges). I look terrible with facial hair. Especially attempted moustache-like facial hair.

Here are some brief work interactions to illustrate my point.

At Lunch: A recently hired co-worker asked me why I would want to grow a moustache. I explained to him the concept and that I was raising money for ImprovBoston. And I ended with

“So, I am doing it because it is a funny way to raise money, not because I look great with facial hair.”

“No,” said Female Co-worker who was also at the lunch table, ” It looks gooooood. HAH HAH HAH HAH”

“I liked how you couldn’t even say that with a straight face,” chimed in yet another co-worker.

During a work pow-wow, another co-worker and I were having and in depth discussion about this project we are trying to finish by the morning. We were going over the assignments and the separate issues of law, when, all of a sudden, she started laughing hysterically.

“I’m sorry,” she said, “I just can’t take you seriously with that moustache.”

We had been talking for ten minutes at that point. And she had already seen the moustache earlier that day in another meeting. Apparently, I look that ridiculous.

So, world, show a mustachioed man some love and think about donating to ImprovBoston by clicking on my link on the right.  It’s all for a good cause.  The Arts and abject humilaition.

Day 15: Even lamer

 So, i have been accused of cheating, and maybe other people are right.  My growing of the full beard made it look like i was just a dude who hadn’t shaved the night before.    So now I am rocking just my moustahce and a little chin hair.  So now it looks like i am early trying to grow facial hair, but failing miserably.

Pic Below.  Click on the link to gaze upon its beauty

Day 15

Day 14: In all it’s glory

So it has been 14 days.  People are complaining that i haven’t shaved down to a moustache yet.  I will shave down to something this weekend.  My plan was to grow it all out and see what my facial hair options were.  I have been looking at the traffic, and not a lot of peopel are viewing the pics in their full sized awesomeness.  So, just to bring hom how great i look right now.  Here is a full pic

Enjoy

And ladies, call me.

For those just joining us

There was a link posted in the kickball newslatter, so I thought I would give any new comers a quick orientation.  In addition to being an obnoxiously peppy kickball captain and a mediocre karoake singer, I also belong to an amazing non-profit theater called ImprovBoston.  IB is in the middle of a big fundraising push, and I am helping out by growing soem facial hair.  Right now it is scratchy beard, but it will soon be a glorious (and by glorious I mean inadequate and shameful) moustache.

Poke around the blog.  There are pictures of a young marcelo with a chin-strap of a beard.  If you would like to donate to some worthy causes (the moustache, The Arts, my abject humiliation) send me an e-mail at marcelosmoustache@gmail.com or visit my IB Donation page linked to the right.

Day 13 Some Links

First:  ImprovBoston is getting some moustache love.  We had this shoutout in one o fmy favorite new blogs, The Bostonist.  I think they meant to link to this blog when they mentioned hilarity, but linked to my donation page instead.  As much as I would love to pump up this blog’s traffic into the teens, cutting out the middle man and going straight to donations is cool too.

Second: A co-worker sent me a lovely link from the Boston Globe about moustache style.

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/fashion/gallery/mustache_07/

We need some more pics. I will get them up soon.

Day 12 – Moustache Envy

Yesterday we had a work function to bid a member of the staff farewell.  At the soiree I talked to one of the partners who works on my floor.  I noticed that he was sporting some recently grown facial hair.  He has a moustache/goatee combination.  The Mike Lowell, if you will.  I had been noticing his facial hair mith much jealousy.  So I walked over to him and said:

“Hey, [Guy], I noticed that you have been sporting teh facial hair too.  How long have you been growing that?”

“Oh, well I always grow facial hair on and off.  I don’t really like shaving.”

“No.  I mean, when did you start growing that facial hair?  You were clean shaven when I started working in September.”

“Oh, this.  Hmm.  5 days (look of shock on my face) No.  About ten days.”

“Aw man.  (I pout a little)  I have been growing this (as I point to the paucity of hair on my face)  for a day longer than you.  You’re kicking my ass.”

He consoled me for a bit with platitudes on how everyone is different and to not judge my facial hair.  But deep down, I was just jealous of his amazing facial hair growing prowess.  Also, yesterday my secretary made fun of me.

 Yesterday was hilarious.